All in a day's work

• A fter a 3 day weekend, today felt like getting hit by a truck.
• R eally had to pee 7th hour so I left my students unsupervised for 2 minutes....oops
• T emporarily went in sane during 6th hour when I had 19 students all yelling "Mrs. Fouse I need help" in sync.

• T old a student to move to a different table and he refused. Told him to go to the office and he gladly accepted. Hmmmmm.
• E very time a bell rings a teacher gets her wings (and does a little dance inside).
• A t the precise moment I turned around, 5 toothpicks got glued to the wall.
• C ut some cheese during class and it got blamed on a student. Oh yeah.
• H ad to listen to country music ALL DAY (per students' request).
• "E xcuse me, but I don't remember "male genetalia" being part of your drawing assignment!"
• R eally loves my job, especially when the math teacher shares Oreo truffles with me at lunch.